{"id":4797,"date":"2001-03-09T16:12:44","date_gmt":"2001-03-09T21:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/?p=4797"},"modified":"2010-03-03T16:16:52","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T21:16:52","slug":"where%e2%80%99s-tarzan-when-your-really-need-him-9-march-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/?p=4797","title":{"rendered":"Where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Tarzan When Your Really Need Him? &#8212; 9 March 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4799 aligncenter\" title=\"03-09-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-1.jpg\" alt=\"03-09-1\" width=\"358\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-1.jpg 358w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-1-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: justify\">Two \u00e2\u20ac\u0153storms of the century\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in quick succession are enough to make any self-respecting, tree-dwelling turtle pine for springtime and maybe Tarzan, too.\u00c2\u00a0 Jane, the diamondback terrapin unearthed during the full moon tides of early February, has bunked down in the Connemara Cottage treehouse to wait out winter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4800\" title=\"03-09-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-2.jpg\" alt=\"03-09-2\" width=\"480\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-2.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-2-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: justify\">Hunkered inside a cozy carton which should read: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do not open til it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s over!,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jane has slipped back into the reptilian dreamworld of brumation, with sweet thoughts of yummy tidal shrimp and luxurious mud baths dancing in her head.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-3-480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4801\" title=\"03-09-3 480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-3-480.jpg\" alt=\"03-09-3 480\" width=\"480\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-3-480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2001\/03\/03-09-3-480-300x283.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: justify\">Less than two weeks to spring, and then maybe another two weeks or so\u00c2\u00a0before the first\u00c2\u00a0terrapins begin to stir, and Jane can return to her playmates in the\u00c2\u00a0Land of Ooze.\u00c2\u00a0 For the nonce, sleep on, young Jane.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Rock-a-bye turtle in the tree top\u00c2\u00a0.\u00c2\u00a0.\u00c2\u00a0.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two \u00e2\u20ac\u0153storms of the century\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in quick succession are enough to make any self-respecting, tree-dwelling turtle pine for springtime and maybe Tarzan, too.\u00c2\u00a0 Jane, the diamondback terrapin unearthed during the full moon tides of early February, has bunked down in the Connemara Cottage treehouse to wait out winter. 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