{"id":10654,"date":"2012-05-08T13:29:07","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T18:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/?p=10654"},"modified":"2012-05-08T13:29:07","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T18:29:07","slug":"sad-story-of-the-turkey-love-triangle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/?p=10654","title":{"rendered":"Sad Story of the Turkey Love Triangle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-003-480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10657\" title=\"Sierra Exif JPEG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-003-480.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-003-480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-003-480-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>The Loving Couple<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Once upon a time, this morning actually, in an idyllic\u00c2\u00a0wooded wetlands just beyond suburbia, Tom and Henny Turkey waltzed through the verdant meadow, sampling tasty\u00c2\u00a0spring treats and thinking about love.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-002-480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10659\" title=\"Sierra Exif JPEG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-002-480.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-002-480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-002-480-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Handsome Tom<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tom strolled and strutted, garbed in his best feathers and puffed to perfection &#8230; or so he thought.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-005-480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10661\" title=\"Sierra Exif JPEG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-005-480.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"617\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-005-480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-005-480-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Henny &#8212; The Femme Fatale<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gorgeous, irresistable Henny pecked through grasses and wild flowers, absorbed in the beauty of the day and enjoying the amorous attention of handsome Tom.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-001-480.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10655\" title=\"Sierra Exif JPEG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-001-480.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-001-480.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.turtlejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/turkey-love-001-480-300x253.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>The Home Wrecker &#8212; Unattainable Perfection<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Then, out of the blue, fickle Henny spots an image of absolute perfection.\u00c2\u00a0 She leaves Tom in the dust as she checks out this unbelievably beautiful creature, who in some mystical and unexpainable\u00c2\u00a0way reminds Henny almost of herself.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"360\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ais3m0xV__s?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"360\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ais3m0xV__s?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Turkey Love Triangle<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Loving Couple Once upon a time, this morning actually, in an idyllic\u00c2\u00a0wooded wetlands just beyond suburbia, Tom and Henny Turkey waltzed through the verdant meadow, sampling tasty\u00c2\u00a0spring treats and thinking about love.\u00c2\u00a0 Handsome Tom Tom strolled and strutted, garbed in his best feathers and puffed to perfection &#8230; 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